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Burning Man
September 2008 
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Posted on Nov 5th, 2007
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Lindsey
Lindsey
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode, so who would you blow up?
That paranoid guy down the street who thinks everyone is out to get him.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who is that?
Selfishly I would say U2, but I think they do good works and people I like enjoy them so I would pick someone else, I don’t know who though.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Ann Coulter or Sam Harris… really I just want to see them go at it in some sort of death arena.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Mozzarella or Havarti.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich and every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind do you make?
I’d make a falafel and hummus sandwich with pita… or actually with Naan Mmmmm….
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
I wouldn’t do that.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
I wouldn't do that either, but I'll say Saul Williams because his new album gives me orgasms.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a $100 bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
I’d most likely just pay off my credit card, or if I was feelin’ good take some friends out to dinner.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Ireland.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is...?
Ramune, wouldn't that be fun ( :
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
1971 So I could hang out with my parents.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Depends on the people in this society and rules it calls for.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Killing the Buddha.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.
16. One night, you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
Laugh at them!
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Save people, then animals, then lap top.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Sex would be nice ...but visiting with parents and brother would have to take priority. I’d have to make a lot of phone calls…
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
I want to fly bitches!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I don’t know there are so many.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
April 25th?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out...you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where?
Calgary or Amsterdam.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. If you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
I guess Trilogy.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question...If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out…you've suddenly gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and say "Check it out…I can FLY!"
I don’t really have anyone’s house to go to.
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. Which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Hunter Thompson so I could give him a phone call, or Thomas Jefferson just to set the record straight.
That paranoid guy down the street who thinks everyone is out to get him.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who is that?
Selfishly I would say U2, but I think they do good works and people I like enjoy them so I would pick someone else, I don’t know who though.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Ann Coulter or Sam Harris… really I just want to see them go at it in some sort of death arena.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Mozzarella or Havarti.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich and every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind do you make?
I’d make a falafel and hummus sandwich with pita… or actually with Naan Mmmmm….
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
I wouldn’t do that.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
I wouldn't do that either, but I'll say Saul Williams because his new album gives me orgasms.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a $100 bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
I’d most likely just pay off my credit card, or if I was feelin’ good take some friends out to dinner.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Ireland.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is...?
Ramune, wouldn't that be fun ( :
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
1971 So I could hang out with my parents.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Depends on the people in this society and rules it calls for.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
Killing the Buddha.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.
16. One night, you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
Laugh at them!
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Save people, then animals, then lap top.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Sex would be nice ...but visiting with parents and brother would have to take priority. I’d have to make a lot of phone calls…
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
I want to fly bitches!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I don’t know there are so many.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
April 25th?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out...you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where?
Calgary or Amsterdam.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. If you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
I guess Trilogy.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question...If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out…you've suddenly gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and say "Check it out…I can FLY!"
I don’t really have anyone’s house to go to.
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. Which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Hunter Thompson so I could give him a phone call, or Thomas Jefferson just to set the record straight.
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This is so funny and fun to read…thanks for making me smile today!
Woo! Calgary…
Yeah, it seems like the place to be in Canada, I want to go there!