Burning Man
September 2008 
Wow, I don't know that I even want to know me...
Posted on Feb 26th, 2008
by 
Lindsey
Lindsey
Wow I saw someone today I knew when I was a junior ranger, back when I had that big run in with the law, which is interesting because she mentioned how some of her friends our age still shop lift. That kind of scares me, when fifteen year olds talk about it I let it go because I understand the narcissism and the lack of control in your life, the pain and suffering that lets your maturing brain decide you deserve it, but 20 year old white girls who can afford to shop at Urban, that is scary. Anyway, this girl is starting to be someone whom I respect which is weird, she was in the camp of nice people whom you really can't connect with. Maybe I am superficial and the hinting at her being a lesbian peaked my interest more than anything. She remembered my old house and how sad I was when my parents sold it. I need more friends like her. Then again what I really want is friends who need me someone who will call me their filthy assistant and do stupid things in public. I am really racist, I sold my couch to people based on their name which was Middle Eastern. At first I regretted it because the guy sounded really creepy but yeah, total adorable Arab boys, and I was so incredibly pleased with myself.
I find myself trying to find things to say to people and it always ends up being something stupid like hey I can do a one handed cartwheel want to see? Or something meanish, like hey you know that shirt looks like an ugly vagina. Or something true, which is what I always want to say but it doesn't seem appropriate until I tell them about my hamster I killed in the third grade. These sentiments also come across as rude. What is an ugly vagina anyway? There is little social commentary on the subject. I have seen many vaginas but no indication as to their beauty Do women,lesbians, men, ect have different ideas on the subject? Is their litterateur about it somewhere? Have I really seen the appropriate varieties that are out there, I think there may be some bias in my sampling.. I wonder if my vagina is really ugly? I hope not.
I'm mad at someone who you can't get mad at. That is irritating.
These are just some thoughts from the day, I just had a day dream that my neighbor stoned my cat to death. Sometimes I just want to hear about the details of other people's minds and lives.
I find myself trying to find things to say to people and it always ends up being something stupid like hey I can do a one handed cartwheel want to see? Or something meanish, like hey you know that shirt looks like an ugly vagina. Or something true, which is what I always want to say but it doesn't seem appropriate until I tell them about my hamster I killed in the third grade. These sentiments also come across as rude. What is an ugly vagina anyway? There is little social commentary on the subject. I have seen many vaginas but no indication as to their beauty Do women,lesbians, men, ect have different ideas on the subject? Is their litterateur about it somewhere? Have I really seen the appropriate varieties that are out there, I think there may be some bias in my sampling.. I wonder if my vagina is really ugly? I hope not.
I'm mad at someone who you can't get mad at. That is irritating.
These are just some thoughts from the day, I just had a day dream that my neighbor stoned my cat to death. Sometimes I just want to hear about the details of other people's minds and lives.
Access: Public
an ugly vagina is one that smells like a hamster that's been dead for three days.
I know that smell… sigh
That would be mighty ugly especially if you have synesthesia
I've actually run across such a book Lindsey. It was in my youth, in a Borders bookstore somewhere, sitting conspicuously in plain view (planted by the mafia or a secret lesbian militia, no doubt).
A book. About. Vaginas.
In all their colors, shapes, textures, and…well, you get the picture. And lots of them! Pictures everywhere.
I have to say, even as a horny teenager, it was a complete turnoff.
Haha, I think I tend to avoid books on the subject after finding one on vaginal fisting with nothig else to read.
Comedian Dane Cook said he once went down on a vagina that smelled so bad she must have washed her vagina with a dirtier vagina. There you go. Two birds. One stone. A man's commentary on a man's commentary referencing an ugly vagina. Beautiful. You can be at peace now.
Haha. Dude, you gotta stop doing this. I'm gonna have a 10-pack if you keep leaving comments like that.
6-pack = sexy. 10-pack = just weird.