I want to have a baby in an igloo named Neboo!

It is truly a cruel world when one gets the stomach flu on the first day of one's period. On Thursday I awoke with a very uncomfortable bloating feeling and stomach craps that just would not quit needless to say my plans of moving failed but I did have to baby sit which was the worst experience baby sitting not only because I had a terrible stomach ache which I still foolishly attributed to that feminine delight but the kids were particularly un-pleasent in so much as they wanted their mom and when she left and the baby woke up crying all I heard was screaming for a half hour until I called their mom and asked for a hasty return. Once I got home, things got worse I was supposed to work at IL on Friday just for the day of course I canceled around 10 that night as even though I prayed things would be all better by morning the night was spent sleepless with me moaning and screaming in pain, although my roommate probably thought I was just having a good time masturbating too much seeing as how he never asked if I was sick or anything. Anyway today was pretty sucky too. There is nothing quite as tortuous as having to go to the doctor when you are sick people look at you as though they don't realize that this is a doctors office and they ask if you are okay as though maybe you should go see the DOCTOR! Especially since my doctor for some reason is a family practitioner meaning she mostly sees families of small children who annoyingly littered the waiting room,as one woman with baby noted on the elevator “well you look mighty serious” I assume she was addressing me though she said it in a fucking baby voice and I scoffed off to the Lab for more fun. It took two painful hours and I she wanted a freaking stool ample which is really quite disgusting and cruel making someone play with their shit while in pain and quite nauseous. I mean it is stupid to go to the doctor just to aid in ones justification for being sick, but I placated my mothers worry so at least there is that. I took some probiotics which helped alleviate the stomach cramps but my head feels like it is about to implode and my insides feel like they have been shaken loose shredded and are just sloshing around inside of me with random jolts of pain. Anyway, I love writing tales of woe. I have to get up at 7 and move. Yay! I can only imagine what joys tomorrow will bestow.